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天山玉女剑

 该剧主要讲述了古代传奇女侠李四娘的一段经历。挥剑断水,水更流,血溅四方,收刀看山,山在天,玉女情仇。 明嘉历年间,从长白山到广东参加武林大会的武林顶尖高手敖龙带着师弟王虎,在客栈轻易击败“山西五虎”，得到暗中观看的客栈老板娘李四娘的亲腻，敖龙经不起媚香软骨、自投罗网的与李四娘一夜快活风流......次日，敖龙带领徒儿到玉女山庄找到庄主杨夫人报两年前的 之仇，一翻惊心动魄的打斗后，最后师弟王虎感觉事有蹊跷，即提出在武林大会中解决两家的仇怨。 武林大会在盟主齐大侠的主持下进行，敖龙此时并没有在大会上提出与杨夫人的仇怨，使杨夫人顿感诧异。而有两个为家中鸡鸭偷抢的人来到武林大会要求解决，齐大侠顿时感到杀机重重一场武林浩劫可能即将到来。夜间晚宴，果然有人提出重选新盟主，武林群雄力推齐大侠连任，只有敖龙反对，导致所有人不欢而散，群雄聚宴，酒后的李四娘不惜肌肤相亲、百般挑逗引诱少林大师，让大师神魂颠倒......此举恰被一道姑瞅到，顿然芳心荡漾、意乱魂迷，大胆飞纸传情约大师林中风流......当晚，敖龙与李四娘合谋用计在客栈将齐大侠害死，抢走“秘籍”，并嫁祸杨夫人。师弟王虎出于仁义，决心帮助杨夫人。杨夫人的老公杨充见王虎与自己老婆接角频，顿起疑心，暗中监视。恰恰王虎误入闰房撞见在洗浴中的杨夫人......被杨充当场遇到，杨充急火冲天，一气之下挟女儿愤然离开山庄，那知半路被走火入魔的敖龙擒住。一场郊外的血腥混战，让本不平静的江湖再掀风云，武林的浩劫终于爆发了.........

每个人都喜欢着某个人

　　On the surface, Clara Barron seems to have it all: a job as an OB-GYN; a great house in LA; and a loving family. But, the one thing Clara doesn't have figured out is her love life. Pressured by a family wedding in Mexico, Clara asks a co-worker to pose as her boyfriend for the weekend festivities,- only to be caught by surprise when her ex- boyfriend (and family favorite) suddenly shows up after disappearing from her life completely. Torn, Clara must decide between going back to the past or open her heart to new and unexpected possibilities.

急冻奇侠

　　故事开始于明朝，凤三（元华 饰）心肠歹毒，无恶不作，身为锦衣卫，同时又是凤三的师弟，方守正（元彪 饰）发誓要将凤三绳之于法。然而，凤三此人诡计多端，甚至想要偷取能够扭转时空的黑玉佛，借此逃脱法网，几番争斗之后，两人双双跌落山崖。　　时光荏苒，转眼已是现代，考古队在雪地中挖掘出了凤三和方守正被冰封住的尸体，将两人运往美国研究，然而，途中一场意外却令两人死而复生。方守正于机缘巧合之下遇见了名为阿玉（张曼玉 饰）的不良少女，阴差阳错的成为了她的保镖，而凤三不改奸邪本性，加入了黑社会，继续为非作歹。当方守正得知凤三依旧作恶多端后，他决定继续自己未完成的使命。

迷途之人

　　An orphaned teenager forms an unlikely friendship with a detective. Together they investigate her mother's murder, and uncover the supernatural force that proves to be a threat to her family.

黑色幽默

　　Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...

巨型漏洞

　　In a quiet residential area, four domestic robots suddenly decide to take their masters hostage in their own home. Locked together, a not-quite-so-blended family, an intrusive neighbor and her enterprising sex-robot are now forced to put up with each other in an increasingly hysterical atmosphere! While, outside, the Yonyx, the latest generation of androids, are trying to take over. As the threat draws closer, the humans look elsewhere, get jealous, and rip into each other under the bewildered eyes of their indoor robots. Maybe it's the robots who've got a soul -- or not! 在一个宁静的社区中，四个家用机器人突然决定把他们的主人挟持在自己家中。一个相处不太融洽的家庭，一个爱打听的邻居，她的性爱机器人，现在被锁在一起，被迫忍受彼此，气氛越来越歇斯底里！而在屋外，最新一代机器人 Yonyx 正试图占领世界。随着威胁越来越近，人类看向别处，心生嫉妒，在家用机器人迷惑的目光下互相撕咬。也许机器人才是有灵魂的？也可能不是！