牛鬼蛇神/秀才遇到兵

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主演: 李菁,夏萍,宗华,姜南,石天

《牛鬼蛇神/秀才遇到兵》线上看,由李翰祥导演,李菁,夏萍,宗华,姜南,石天等演员领衔主演,影片主要讲述了《秀才遇见兵》:军队入城,老学究徐秀才(程刚饰)为免生事端,严禁弱智儿子玉杰(石天饰)和美丽的女儿玉珍上街。谁想正逢佳节,两个贪玩的孩子偷偷外出,偶然邂逅方营长。方迷恋玉珍的美貌,想尽办法要抱得美人归。无奈徐秀才虽然色心不死,但表面迂腐守旧,冥顽不灵,与方营长及其下属上演连番斗智斗勇的闹剧《牛鬼蛇神》:某地民众信奉青蛇变化的二青爷,因而青蛇所在的道观终日香火不断,求神问卜者络绎不绝,暗地乐坏了恣意敛财的道士们;衣冠楚楚的朱华(宗华饰)和妻子淑珍(夏萍饰)来到这里,却将一陌生的乞丐婆认作亲娘;街头唱曲的小吕邂逅三个美艳女子,稀里糊涂上演一出三英战吕布,谁曾想终成他人赚钱的工具。朗朗乾坤,盗骗横行,牛鬼蛇神/秀才遇到兵"

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